Oooh, a Panda! Is anything more nifty? I think not! But why are they so darn awesome? It's not their diet, which seems designed to ensure starvation. It's definitely not their mating behavior, which can best be described as "accidental." Oh yes, it's because Pandas are freakishly adorable! Look at this mottled snowball of fuzz. Look at it! Now just try to look away. I dare you. See?
15 squishy inches of bamboo-eater! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!