There are various plusses and minuses to humans having descended from a monkey-like ancestor! Giant brains! Funny shaped pelvises! A predilection for bananas! Sure, unlike our real grandparents, Monkeys don't have any hard candy for us, and they don't send us crisp $5 bills on our birthday! But does Grandma have a cool tail she can use to swing from tree to tree? I thought not!
So why not ditch the genealogy and live in the now? Embrace the Monkey of the moment! Like, literally embrace this soft, round monkey!
15 squishy inches of precious primate! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!